I work with and for the French and I know they
are a bunch of crazies.
Not in a twitchy I’m going to boil your bunny kind of way
but in a let’s bounce across the river kinda way.
Behold the trampoline bridge! Why walk across the Seine when
you can bounce. If you see a sudden rise in slightly water damaged Louis Vuitton handbags on Ebay you'll know why.