New Zealanders are the most tattooed nation per capita in the world. So why are some of my girlfriends so paranoid about getting them? They aren't scared of pain: refer childbirth and botox!
Good reasons to get one 35+ include: our babies have already stretched our skin, our eyesight will only get worse leaving us less time to admire them, we are old enough and wise enough never to get some guys name and no one judges you across the boardroom table they want you to climb on the table so everyone can see!
