It's Like That ...

I have a new weapon of choice. I have taken to wearing gold chains so large you could chain a bike up with them. If the youths I overheard saying “Man that ladies chain is ballin” get any fancy ideas I shall wield them above my head a la Wonder Woman and her golden lasso.

I’m very attached to them as they took me weeks to find. Scouring chain stores like Diva,Equip & Lovisa paid off when I found some wrist wraps threaded with leopard fabric for $7. After discarding the fabric and a few manipulations with my trusty pliers I look like the fourth member of Run DMC.

www.rundmc.com – they should bring out their own jewellery range, now I want a gold whistle